Mr. Bob

Mr. Bob (1578- ) has always been a respected member of society. He always respects the rules of the bathroom.

Family
Mr. Bob is married to Martha Bob. They have three children, all 276 years old. Hank Bob is a dude, John Bob is a uddd, and Bob Bob is beans. When they eat together, lard becomes stinky.

Medical Problems
In his early 297th year of life, Bob came down with a severe case of incontinence when he made the mistake of peeing on a fern. He met Martha in the hospital, and they later got married.