Weapons

A weapon is a device used to cause harm to others. An example of this is a person who has had beans to eat. Also, this could include explosives.

Boom
Boom is a sound made by all weapons.

Many believe that beans cause a tooting sound. However, they cause a boom. get over it.

Lard
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Cows and Weapons
Cows release methane every day, which could be considered a weapon (similar to the "Beans" Weapon). toot toot goes the cow