Mr. Bob
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Mr. Bob (1578- ) has always been a respected member of society. He always respects the rules of the bathroom.
Family[edit | edit source]
Mr. Bob is married to Martha Bob. They have three children, all 276 years old. Hank Bob is a dude, John Bob is a uddd, and Bob Bob is beans. When they eat together, lard becomes stinky.
Medical Problems[edit | edit source]
In his early 297th year of life, Bob came down with a severe case of incontinence when he made the mistake of peeing on a fern. He met Martha in the hospital, and they later got married.