Mr. Bob

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Mr. Bob (1578-  ) has always been a respected member of society. He always respects the rules of the bathroom.

Family[edit]

Mr. Bob is married to Martha Bob. They have three children, all 276 years old. Hank Bob is a dude, John Bob is a uddd, and Bob Bob is beans. When they eat together, lard becomes stinky.

Medical Problems[edit]

In his early 297th year of life, Bob came down with a severe case of incontinence when he made the mistake of peeing on a fern. He met Martha in the hospital, and they later got married.