Russian
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Russian is a language that is full of stuff.
A few important phrases[edit | edit source]
Здравствуйте. Я полуют, товарищ. Hello. I have to poop, comrade.
В случае возникновения чрезвычайной ситуации, пожалуйста, пешком до ближайшего выхода. In the event of an emergency, please walk to the nearest exit.
У меня есть туалет, который позолоченная золотом. I have a toilet that is gilded with gold.
Other helpful facts[edit | edit source]
Tables taste good. One day, 1+1 was 3, but then protesters asked congress to change it.