# Main Page

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Would you looky there!

## Welcome to the Township

My friend, by clicking your way on over here, you have embarked on a journey from which you will not return. No, after this journey, the person that returns will be far from the one that entered it. You'll be a shining casserole, lined with mildly poisonous lead shiny stuff that could be cured with a few magic pills. Within this liquid wiki is everything you'll need to hankle a dank berry from the bottom of a buggledog tree, and exactly 12 other nifty skills.

## The Tragedy

Years in the past, when the Lard Wiki was a young duckling floating on the tranquil atmospheric climate-controlled fluid in the mug of destiny, it was a fruitful jang, full of wonderful imaginative creations. However, it was originally hosted on Wikia... ${\displaystyle hashtag-eew}$ yo dude wikia is grody. Anyway, they made their design really ugly. Long story short, we moved it to ShoutWiki and started to remove the duplicate content from the disgusting Wikia page. BEFORE WE COULD FINISH THOUGH, ShoutWiki decided to have a server meltdown and destroy the entire Lard Wiki. Thus, we are left to rebuild, armed only with the most pure gold affectionate nuggets from the mother roasting turkey of affection. Hank save us all as we piece these johansen to a brighter future.

## Get Started!

View all dem pages boi and you'll catch on. View ALL OF THEM DOOP'D PAGES or create a page using the form below.

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